{"product_id":"sorry-can-t","title":"Sorry Can’t — Organic Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis tote\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is for the permanently booked, perpetually sideline-bound, game-day committed among us. With bold distressed lettering and a perfectly deadpan message, it’s made for hauling everything from snacks and water bottles to blankets, sunscreen, extra layers, and whatever else somehow becomes your responsibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for sports moms, coaches, athletes, tournament weekends, practices, tailgates and anyone whose social calendar is basically just the team schedule.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSorry. Can’t. Sports. Bye.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e No further explanation necessary. \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(184, 143, 122);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCapacity: 6 gallons (23 l)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOpen main compartment, flat bottom\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"TruthCode Collective","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48206372896994,"sku":"4575736_10732","price":33.33,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0754\/8203\/8498\/files\/large-eco-tote-black-front-6a7d2da3e59e4.png?v=1786588598","url":"https:\/\/truthcodecollective.com\/products\/sorry-can-t","provider":"TruthCode Collective","version":"1.0","type":"link"}