Ascension Island – Unisex Organic T-Shirt

Welcome to Ascension Island—where the sunsets heal, the stars remember, and the only thing stronger than the Wi-Fi signal is your spiritual upgrade.

This design is part paradise postcard, part ascension portal, reminding you that miracles and margaritas are always on the house when you’re vibing this high. It’s cheeky, lighthearted, and perfectly cosmic—your wearable boarding pass to higher frequencies.

So pull up a lounge chair, sip something divine, and let the universe serve you a little paradise. After all, ascension looks better in style.

Product details

This top-quality tee is one you’ll reach for again and again. Made from 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton, it offers the perfect blend of comfort and lasting durability. The textured ribbed neckline adds a subtle sporty-meets-casual touch, making it an easy favorite for any vibe.

• Relaxed fit
• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)

Estimated delivery: Typically arrives within 6–8 days.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

Tip: Order your regular size for a relaxed fit. Size up for an oversized vibe.