I Survived Small Talk — Unisex Organic T-Shirt

Against all odds, you nodded. You smiled. You made weather-related observations and commented on someone’s weekend plans like a brave little lightworker.

This tee is for the ones who would rather discuss planetary transits, parallel lives, and quantum timelines—but somehow ended up chatting about traffic again.

Wear it as a badge of honor. You’ve endured the surface so you can dive deep later.
Because yes, Brenda, we can talk about the weather… but only after we unpack our past-life vows and decode the matrix.

High frequency. Slightly unhinged. Fully relatable.

Product details

This top-quality tee is one you’ll reach for again and again. Made from 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton, it offers the perfect blend of comfort and lasting durability. The textured ribbed neckline adds a subtle sporty-meets-casual touch, making it an easy favorite for any vibe.

• Relaxed fit
• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)

Estimated delivery: Typically arrives within 6–8 days.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

Tip: Order your regular size for a relaxed fit. Size up for an oversized vibe.