TruthCode Collective
No Alarm Club — Organic Tee
No Alarm Club — Organic Tee
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Welcome to the No Alarm Club—where the commute is optional, naps are encouraged, and freedom is finally on the schedule.
This playful retirement tee celebrates the joy of sleeping in, slowing down, and embracing life’s next adventure. Featuring a distressed vintage design with a crossed-out alarm clock and the phrase “Fueled by Naps & Freedom – Est. 2026,” it’s the perfect gift for retirees entering their well-earned era of relaxation.
Whether you’re retiring from decades of hard work or shopping for the newly retired legend in your life, this comfortable premium tee is made for lazy mornings, travel plans, golf days, grandkid adventures, and absolutely zero alarms.
PRODUCT DETAILS
- 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
- Premium quality, super soft feel
- Unisex fit, slightly relaxed
- Mid-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²)
- Double-needle topstitching on sleeves + hem
- The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
- DTG printed with OEKO-TEX certified ink
- Vegan Friendly, PETA Approved
Size Guide
Size Guide
APPAREL
Sizing tips for tees, sweatshirts and hoodies:
For a more relaxed fit, if you’re between sizes or prefer extra room through the hips or chest, consider sizing up one. For an oversized look, consider sizing up two.
Finding your perfect fit is easy with a few simple steps:
Grab your favorite tee, sweatshirt, or hoodie. Lay it flat and measure it, then compare those numbers to our size chart.
MEASURING SHORT SLEEVE
ORGANIC TEES
MEASURING LONG SLEEVE
ORGANIC SWEATSHIRTS
ORGANIC HOODIES
WOMEN'S FIT ORGANIC HOODIES
ACCESSORIES
PRODUCT MEASUREMENTS
ORGANIC BASEBALL CAP
TRUCKER HAT
ORGANIC TOTE
Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
STICKER
Dimensions: 4″ × 4″ (10.16 × 10.16 cm)
PLUSHIE
Measures approximately 10.5″ (26.67 cm) sitting down & 14.5” (36.83 cm) standing, from ear to paw.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
TEES, SWEATSHIRTS + HOODIES
BASEBALL CAPS + TRUCKER HATS
Hand wash in cold water, hang dry, reshape while damp. Do not bleach, machine wash or tumble dry.
TOTES
Machine wash cold water, do not bleach, hang dry.
Shipping
Shipping
ESTIMATED DELIVERY
Orders typically arrive within 7–10 business days. Please allow a little extra time during holidays or peak seasons.
ADDRESS ACCURACY
Please double-check your shipping address at checkout. TruthCode Collective isn’t responsible for packages lost due to incorrect or incomplete addresses.
TRACKING
You’ll receive an email with a tracking number as soon as your order ships.
LOST OR DAMAGED IN TRANSIT
If your order is lost or arrives damaged before it’s marked as delivered by the carrier, we’ll work with our partners and the carrier to help resolve it. Please notify us within 7 days of the estimated delivery date if your order hasn’t arrived.
AFTER DELIVERY
Once an order is marked as delivered by the carrier, TruthCode Collective can’t be responsible for lost, stolen, or misplaced packages. If this happens, we recommend checking with neighbors, household members, or your local post office first.
